Jungle Juice JIm
JUNGLE JUICE JIM with your host with the MOST-EST: THE FAMOUS STAND-UP COMEDIAN GOLDIE.IE!
These two Animated Characters are based entirely on REAL PEOPLE the writer/director/producer met MANY YEARS AGO. Jungle Juice Jim is a real man who lives near the top of the Snow Capped Mountains, above. He claims that Tom Richards is his father (by adoption) which is DEAD WRONG! This poor young man truly believes he is the son of Jane and Tarzan, the famous Jungle couple, and the brother of Cheetah the Chimpanzee (the Chimp also thinks Jungle Juice Jim is crazy.
Juice Jim, this writer knows, has fallen off the Mountain one too many times. He refuses to take any medication for the headache he CONSTANTLY has and tells this writer he has designed new Rocket Boots he wears now and then to travel into Space without even a Space Suit to wear. Poor, poor Jungle Juice Jim.
Standing next to him is Goldielocks.ie. This character, based on my favourite stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield, is quite crazy too! He really is a retired Jewish Rabbi who lived a long time ago in New York City. But due to his slight mental illness (he REFUSES to take his medications), Goldie claims to have lived in the Bronx, Harlem, Israel, London, the United States and Ireland. He also claims to be the Nephew or Grandson of Goldie Mier, the former President of Israel.
The man is CRAZY – that’s what this writer says. Goldie and Jungle Juice Jim claim that Tom Richards owes them BILLIONS of Rupee, Shekels, Dollars, Pounds Sterling and Euros for Royalties on all of the books, novels and screenplays which THIS WRITER wrote. Which is nonsense!
Stayed tuned for many more short descriptions and episodes of this absolutely hysterically crazy animated Television Series.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR SPONSORS: Storylines Global Entertainment, Jungle Juice Grape Juice, Goldie Lox Matzo Ball Soup Mix, and of course, our global sponsors including Kellogg’s, the Ford Motor Company, Purina Puppy Chow, the Late Late Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon and the very, very Late Late sponsor, Aer Lingus and our Late Host of the Late-Late Show, Gaye Byrne.
Bye-bye for now from wherever the HECK these words are being broadcast. Or not, as you may have it. For all Juice Jim and Goldie know, Tom Richards is as dead as a doornail.
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